Not a morning person

40 years of wedded bliss.

We took off driving 30 miles back to the starting point for the day’s ride.

HER – wearing fleece jacket, cold hands and feet, steering wheel in left hand, coffee mug in right – “would you turn up the heater?”

HIM – fully dressed for biking, with mild hearing loss – “What?”

HER – “make it warmer”

HIM – “No. I don’t want to sweat before I get on the bike or I’ll be cold. You can warm up after you drop me off.”

HER – “hmm. Guess I’ll dump you out as soon as possible.”